The Soap World Cow Dictionary
by, 08-16-2012 at 09:04 AM (40227 Views)
Preface: The Bold ant the Beautiful soap opera claims to be a world wide phenomenon. On soap message boards, the term cow is used in its appropriate form. However, some posters can't accept that appropriate usage.
..........The triangle made up of a world phenomenon, B&B, and cow...........
1. cow (noun)
........ A fully grown female animal of a domesticated breed of ox, used as a source of milk or beef
2. cow (noun: soap world)
.......an unpleasant woman; "bitch". Example: Brooke Logan
.......on a message board, a poster follower of Brooke Logan
3. cow (verb)
........Cause someone to submit to one's wishes by verbal browbeating. Example: posting such opinions as, "Brooke Logan IS The Bold and the Beautiful", "Brooke HAD him first", "Brooke never hurt anyone."
4. have a cow (slang expression often used by Bart Simpson to mean "getting upset") Example: action taken in the form of threats, when Brookies DO or DO NOT realize that even they can be screwed over by Brad Bell.
5. Cow Lease (slang for a right of pasturage for a cow, in a common pasture) Example: The House of Bridge, The Shady Marlin
6. Daft Cow (slang for Idiot) Examples: Brooke, and Deacon's spawn, Hopeless, Logan
........verbal interaction on a message board where by the delusional reflections of soap world cows are challenged.
Cowbasher (proper noun)
........On the Cowbashers' message board a poster who cowbashes.